My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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