What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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