Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
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I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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