Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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