Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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