I want to have your abortion
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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