Where did you get a picture of my penis
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
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Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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