Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
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there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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