Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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