Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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