I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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