; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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