You really coming over, don't trick.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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