Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
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