Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
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I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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