WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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