Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
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i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
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You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.