never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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