Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
where does the pee come out of this thing
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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