Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
too bad you live with your parents still
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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