when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
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You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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