that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
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