nut hugger
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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