hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Sext me about skeletons
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