I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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