It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
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At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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