That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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