She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
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Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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