But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
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Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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