dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize