two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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