So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
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Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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