Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
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is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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