Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
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OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
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This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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