WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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