wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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