One girl and one boy is just not enough.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
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What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
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Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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