I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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