i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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