the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
it's like heaven, but drunker
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
It's official drugs can't kill me
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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