Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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