But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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