plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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