you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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