Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Operation Purity has been aborted
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
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he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
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I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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