I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
my poor anus
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Randomize
