if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
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Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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