we made out on top of his cat.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
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He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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