just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
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Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
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Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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