I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
