And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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