The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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